LOL! That brought a smile - and a memory.

Passing thru Atlanta Airport to catch a connecting flight, feeling weary and woebegone, the gent on duty was scutinising my passport with inordinate diligence. I geared up for an interrogation, but my passport was abruptly snapped back to me. I was so surprised I nearly dropped it. "Ma'am," he said, "that photograph does you no justice at all."

It made my day!